my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
dude. I can hear the air.
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