Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
God, I missed his penis.
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