YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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