Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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