Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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