WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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