how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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