I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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