Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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