yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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