You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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