wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
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COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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