I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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