Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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