i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
