this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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