i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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