I just cut my nipple shaving
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
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