Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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