Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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