just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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