just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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