On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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