ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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