Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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