kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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