summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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