You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Welp...herpes.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
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You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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