I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
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100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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