i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
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He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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