areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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