So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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