Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
two words: eviction party
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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