She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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