I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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