She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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