He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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