Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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