Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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