So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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