I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I faked an abortion last night.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
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When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
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Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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