If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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