i will never coherently bang her
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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