You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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