Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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