question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I need to sanitize my soul.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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