She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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