sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I cockslap morals
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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