Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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