I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
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