Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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