somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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