I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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