All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
bring money and cleavage
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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